Map Mishandler Prints

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"You are still here."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Be open to help.

Fishing direction sign.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"