Manual Operations Expert Gifts

For manual operation

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Foxhole - digging robot

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Time Clock

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Top - Perhaps

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Manual Worker

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

A plunger in an outhouse

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Well paid job

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Robot Olympics

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"