Manual Operations Expert Pillows

For manual operation

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Time Clock

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Top - Perhaps

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

A plunger in an outhouse

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Well paid job

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Robot Olympics

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?