Equipment Expert Pillows

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

CIA Recommended TVs

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"You have repetitive motion injury."

The herd of hearing.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

2016 Policlicks

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."