Mantis Admirer Gifts

'Pray for me.'

Cat Nip.

Here be dragons.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Alien Snowmen

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Alien Assumption

The prying mantis,

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Sleeping Beauty

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Mammoth Posing

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"