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'Pray for me.'

Cat Nip.

Here be dragons.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The prying mantis,

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Sleeping Beauty

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Mammoth Posing

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'