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The prying mantis,

'I'm not really praying, I'm just trying to get my kids into a church school.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

The Lucky Mantis Brothel: First Come, First Served

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Cat Nip.

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'Pray for me.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Praying mantis.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Your angel is always with you

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

Friendly Alien.