',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'
Mantis Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a mantis enthusiast? Our collection of fun, artistic products dedicated to praying mantises offers a range of creative options perfect for insect lovers. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, thoughtful pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that captures their admiration for these remarkable creatures. Celebrate their passion with a gift that’s as distinctive as they are and bring a touch of mantis magic into their everyday life.
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Dead Funny
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
The Loch Ness Rowing Team
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."
The prying mantis,
"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'
Myths and legends...
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
Horror Stories.
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
ZOO
'Pray for me.'
For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.
Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.
Mantis Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Mantis Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our full range of mantis enthusiast mugs—perfect for brightening mornings and showcasing their love for these fascinating insects.
Mantis Enthusiast Pillows
Find the perfect mantis pillows to add personality and charm to any room, making their space truly theirs.
Mantis Enthusiast Prints
Browse eye-catching mantis prints to beautifully illustrate their passion and bring nature-inspired art into their home.
Mantis Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover a variety of mantis-themed T-shirts—ideal for casual outings or perfecting their insect-loving style.