Praying Mantis Fan Gifts

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."

'Please Jenny, don't catch that!'

"Well Mum, after studying our family history, I'm so glad to have been born female..."

"So how did your wife know that you slept with the babysitter?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The prying mantis,

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

A man washing a mascot costume

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Pray for me.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

'Have you been working out?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'