Praying Mantis Fan Pillows

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."

'Please Jenny, don't catch that!'

"Well Mum, after studying our family history, I'm so glad to have been born female..."

"So how did your wife know that you slept with the babysitter?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

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The prying mantis,

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Pray for me.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"That's our new church mascot."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'Have you been working out?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."