Mantis Enthusiast Pillows

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The prying mantis,

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

ZOO

'Pray for me.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.