"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."
Mamil Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a way to honor the dedication and humor of MAMIL (Middle-Aged Man In Lycra) cycling enthusiasts? Our collection offers witty and nostalgic items perfect for those who love hitting the road, sharing their cycling adventures, or simply embracing their sportive side. From quirky mugs to comfy pillows, these gifts are designed to bring a smile to any cycling lover’s face and make every ride even more special.
Omara Portuondo
Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."
"Polly wants a flu shot."
"Please mum - not the baby photos."
'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'
Janet Leigh
Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap
"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"
"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"
"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."
"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"
'Hey, watch out. It's another one of those big, armored rats.'
"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"
robot in car
'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'
Polly Clinic.
Easter Island heads bunny ears.
"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."
Helms–Burton Act
"It's a polo pony"
Fear of Flying Workshops
Acne Automation Works Outing
The Robot's Trophy
"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."
Campaign for Surreal Ale.
The Technology Revolution
'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."
"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."
Endurance
"I'd like to report a hate crime."
These models are starting much too young.
Mamil Aficionados Gifts Collection
Mamil Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for MAMIL aficionados—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning routine.
Mamil Aficionados Pillows
Browse cozy pillows featuring cycling humor and designs—ideal for a relaxing space dedicated to MAMIL aficionados.
Mamil Aficionados Prints
Discover eye-catching prints for cycling lovers—celebrating the MAMIL lifestyle with color, humor, and style.
Mamil Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our range of cycling t-shirts for MAMIL enthusiasts—combining humor, style, and their love for riding.