Armadillo Admirer Gifts

Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

'Hey, watch out. It's another one of those big, armored rats.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Love

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog Baby Names

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

Sharp Eyes

Mammoth Posing

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"