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Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

'Hey, watch out. It's another one of those big, armored rats.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Love

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Ricochet

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Old Frogs' Home

Mammoth Posing

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

Sharp Eyes

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Frog Baby Names

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"