Armadillo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"What'd I say?"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I found him on the internet.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'