Armadillo Enthusiast Pillows

"What'd I say?"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."