Daffodil Admirer Gifts

At the Victoria daffodil count...

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

Love

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Vincent Van Goat.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Dog blows on dandelion.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Flower growing from a bomb.

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

An inbred poodle.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

It's officially spring

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'