Daffodil Admirer Pillows

At the Victoria daffodil count...

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Love

Big Data Tonight

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Dog blows on dandelion.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

Fly Tightrope walker

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Wanna go out?"

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

An inbred poodle.

Flower growing from a bomb.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

It's officially spring

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."