Daffodil Devotees Pillows

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Bear at a vending machine

Arms race - USA and Russia.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Bob's a tool belt."

Common Dolphin

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

War and Peace

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

Opera Lover

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Dolphin Music

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Florabation.'

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

Main St Ottowa

At the Victoria daffodil count...

"30 years ago I'd have thought you were proposing, but now I'm just worried that you've had a heart attack."

Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with inert saline.

Retirement day

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

Xi Jinping visits France

'The yellow rose of Texas'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events