Mamil Aficionados Pillows

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Omara Portuondo

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Janet Leigh

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

'Hey, watch out. It's another one of those big, armored rats.'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Polly Clinic.

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Helms–Burton Act

"It's a polo pony"

Fear of Flying Workshops

Acne Automation Works Outing

The Robot's Trophy

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

The Technology Revolution

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

Endurance

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

These models are starting much too young.