Mamil Aficionados Mugs

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Omara Portuondo

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Janet Leigh

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Hey, watch out. It's another one of those big, armored rats.'

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Polly Clinic.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"It's a polo pony"

Acne Automation Works Outing

Fear of Flying Workshops

The Robot's Trophy

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

The Technology Revolution

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

These models are starting much too young.

Endurance