Mama's Boy In Skates Gifts

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Bunny Hill

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Angels making snow humans

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

The successful rubbernecker...