Mama's Boy In Skates Mugs

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Bunny Hill

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Angels making snow humans

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

The successful rubbernecker...

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'