Mama Bear Gifts

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

"It's your mother calling."

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."