Mama Bear Supporter Gifts

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

Muy mum rocks.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

On the red carpet

Big Apple Bears

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Can I borrow this?"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Bears Win!!!

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

About this dependant of yours...

All the best

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"It's the way of the future, Nancy, solar bears!"

The wonderful way Mother Nature signals animals when danger is near.

'Global warming? Bring it on!!

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf