Mama Bear Fan Gifts

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"Bears talk."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'