Mama Bear Fan Pillows

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Bears talk."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'