Mama Bear Admirer Gifts

With my mum stopping anybody from hurting me, keeping rivals away is a breeze...

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The interested bystanders.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Check out the old dude.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Can I have flies with that'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Barney! Get down!"