'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'
Future Mama Bear Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the future mama bear? Our collection features fun, heartfelt items that capture her exciting new journey into motherhood. Whether she’s expecting a little cub or just embracing her mama-to-be status, these adorable creations add a touch of humor and warmth. From cozy pillows to stylish t-shirts, find a unique way to celebrate her upcoming adventure as the ultimate mama bear.
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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."
So … you do a lot of yoga?
"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."
"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."
"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
Baby, baby maker
Instant Gratification Cafe.
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
"So! When's the big day?"
'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
In the club.
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
Biological Alarm Clock.
"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."
Congratulations! When are you due?
'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'
'I'm on the way!'
Future Mama Bear Gifts Collection
Future Mama Bear Mugs
Discover our cute and humorous mugs specially designed for the expecting mama bear, perfect for everyday smiles and morning coffee.
Future Mama Bear Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows crafted for the expectant mama bear, combining comfort and charm to brighten her space.
Future Mama Bear Prints
Browse our delightful prints celebrating motherhood, designed for the future mama bear to keep the joy alive at home.
Future Mama Bear T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts for the future mama bear, blending humor with heart to celebrate her exciting new chapter.