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"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

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"I don't like your application."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Woman applying makeup

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

First love.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'