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Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

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"Where are my eyelashes?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

First love.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Woman applying makeup

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'