Minimalist Makeup Lover Gifts

"Easy on the cosmetics, dear. Use just enough so people say, 'See, you don't need makeup!'"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Too much concealer?"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Less is more.