Beauty Minimalist Gifts

Plain Hairstyle

Beauty products.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Horn of Plenty.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I prefer it this way.'

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Life is just four letters...

Five Stages of Lockdown

Masters of Sameness

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"