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"Easy on the cosmetics, dear. Use just enough so people say, 'See, you don't need makeup!'"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Too much concealer?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.