"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."
Main Course Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for the main course master in your life? Discover fun, clever, and thoughtful items that honor their culinary skills. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a stylish print, or cozy pillow, our collection is perfect for those who carve, cook, and conquer the kitchen.
The president's men
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.
Running
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
"Mulch madness"
'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
I love Basketball.
National Coffee Day
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'
"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."
"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"
"How 'local' is the fish?"
'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'
Keen gardener.
"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."
'I'll have the 'All of the above.''
"Give us a minute, honey."
"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
Thanksgiving.
"You folks ready to order?"
"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."
'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'
We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!
"Don't order anything that will embarass me."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Main Course Master Gifts Collection
Main Course Master Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for the main course master, featuring witty sayings and clever designs that spice up their morning routine.
Main Course Master Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their love of cooking, adding comfort and character to their favorite space.
Main Course Master Prints
Browse our stylish prints that highlight their passion for the main course, perfect for decorating their cooking or dining area.
Main Course Master T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for the main course master, perfect for showcasing their culinary pride with humor and style.