Maid Of Honor Gifts

Last night of freedom.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'd just stand back and let her catch it if I were you."

Groom and bride walk out of church as rice is thrown. Groom has sign on back 'Kick Me'.

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

''He looks so natural' is for funerals, not weddings!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Slow Night

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Cook and her Maids

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Tilly Slowboy

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"