Maids Gifts

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Boy delivering satin shoes and a mended fan for a servant

"Well, not impressed with the maid service here. Look at that big dead fish."

Shepherd and eurydice

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Bond James, Bond."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Larry's used art

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

Gender Equality

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Remote control pirate bully

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"