Magical Musings Pillows

"Who's there?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Magic Tricks

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Folk o' the Wee

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"You wanna put that back?"

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Greek goddess

Big Medium

Walkies with the Stars

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

'It won't get airborne.'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Centaur Driver