Mythical Musings Pillows

'What do you mean you've lost the key?'

Greek goddess

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

Goldilocks IPO Investments: 'Too hot...too cold...JUST RIGHT'.

'What do you think? Red wine with steak, or white wine with fish?'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

The Tooth Fairy's pension plan

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Sorry. Due to budget cuts we're down to granting only one wish!"

Klytaemnestra

Mermaid

"Why feel bad? We do actually need to eat, and they'll never even know there was a twin."

Dragon & Dumplings

". . . Apparently 'As opposed to what' wasn't the right answer. . ."

"Spoiler alert! Introducing these organisms into the environment is simply asking for trouble."

Walkies with the Stars

"OK, let's double check: mine goes to India while yours goes to Africa..."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Centaur Driver

Myth Manners.

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."

'...Since the wavefunction can't simultaneously collapse in two distinct places, I conclude that so-called 'doppelg?nger' are not theoretically possible...'

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

God blowing bubbles.

How Am I Reaping?

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

'Must be Pandora's.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

God's yo yo

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.