Magical Musings Gifts

"Who's there?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Magic Tricks

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Folk o' the Wee

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Big Medium

Greek goddess

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Walkies with the Stars

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

'It won't get airborne.'

Devil paints God.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Centaur Driver

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'