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'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Mushrooms of New York

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Magic mushroom

Clandestine Cuisine

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

Animals and their natural seats.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"I have to know how it's done."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Meditation Munchies

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"Gran makes everything from scratch."