Magic Mushroom Mimic T-Shirts

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

The mushroom pickers

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Black Truffles!

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Jerry was such a copycat.

The Champignon Bell

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"How about a story from The Mushroom Diaries? They all have a nice morel."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Call of the Domesticated.

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