Magic Mushroom Mimic T-Shirts

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I tested very high in playing."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

The mushroom pickers

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Jerry was such a copycat.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"How about a story from The Mushroom Diaries? They all have a nice morel."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

The Champignon Bell

Call of the Domesticated.