Mystical Mushroom Gatherers T-Shirts

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Newt sale

Rocking Horse

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Diolch

Catasaurus

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Magic Mushrooms

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Mushrooms.

Morel of the story

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Teddy organ grinder

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"How dare you!"

A Lionocerous

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.