Mystical Mushroom Gatherers Mugs

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Rocking Horse

Newt sale

Diolch

Catasaurus

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Black Truffles!

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Magic Mushrooms

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Mushrooms.

"How dare you!"

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

'I'm sorry, sir, but you can't use your frequent-flier miles because one of our blackout dates,,,'

Teddy organ grinder

A Lionocerous

Morel of the story

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"We don't believe in each other anymore."