Magic Mushrooms Mystic Gifts

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Mushrooms of New York

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Magic mushroom

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Animals and their natural seats.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Clandestine Cuisine

"I have to know how it's done."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Meditation Munchies

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

"Gran makes everything from scratch."