Magic Munchies T-Shirts

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Snacks

Meditation Munchies

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Just say no.

Doomed Food Group

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

Monster eating furniture,

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Tarot Cards for Chickens

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

"Manna's good for the munchies."

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

Santa eats too many mince pies

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"