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"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Snacks

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Just say no.

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Doomed Food Group

Motivation

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Naughty Food

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Monster eating furniture,

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Mushroom Foraging

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"Are you a magic mushroom?"

A forager encounters death in the woods