Mafioso Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't worry about my husband, he stays out quite late since he started working for those Italian guys, in the black limousines.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'I think they're up to something.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Caption contest"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Ether Island

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

George Santayana

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Ghosts from around the world

Doctors in Love.

Monk Graffiti

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

robot in car

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever