Mafioso Movie Buffs Gifts

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Housekeeping?!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The Pink Bantha

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Hollywood Breakup

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

He loves the water.

"Don't go in there!!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."