Mafioso Movie Lover Gifts

'You've got quick drying cement.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'