Mafioso Movie Lover Gifts

'You've got quick drying cement.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Kritik's Korner

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Reese Witherspoon

"Housekeeping?!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Movies vs. Films

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Film Star Robert de Niro

Jim Carrey,

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

He loves the water.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'